Alien Thoughts

Are you for real?

2012-02-26T13:18:00.000-08:00

Right now yes, you are and so is the world around us. Traffic lights in the streets, electronic displays at airports with information about flights – all of this is there. But is it here to stay? Time of course will tell, but the odds seem to be in favor of having augmented reality become a larger and larger part of our reality. Nowadays, augmented reality is already used by the military. Some upscale car models offer vision on their screens of objects that cannot be seen by the driver because they are outside the range of the car's lights, or simply outside the driver's scope of vision.

You may come across people walking with a tablet that uses fledgling augmented reality. They may be seeing the local area on the screen of the tablet augmented with information about historical buildings that are no more, or other places of interest.

This last year, we went hiking in the mountains with our dog and a tablet that kept us on the right track. We could see on the screen what was beyond the next turn, beyond the next mountain top, where our trail leading us and which path to choose to find our way home. We saw a waterfall on the screen and were lead to it by the app on the tablet. The real waterfall was a stunning display of nature's beauty that no electronic image could match, but had it not been for augmented reality, would we have known how to get there? Or that it was there in the first place?

Right now, we use tablets, next we might be offered glasses that will do the same and much more and then?

Then, things could start looking scary from our current point of view. Imagine that in order to function in the world you will need a special computer chip implanted into your body. Otherwise you will not see the signals coming from traffic lights, as there will be no traffic lights, no displays at airports, maybe even no street signs – just virtual interfaces. The only way to communicate with those interfaces and get vital information from them - like whether or not you can safely pass through a busy intersection - will be through that computer chip. You take it out and you're blind and in danger. Can most of us imagine living in this day and age without a computer of some sort, or a cell phone? Probably, not. Basically, functioning in the augmented reality world without a device connecting us to the signals coming from outside will be impossible.

Things could go further, much further in fact. We could end up with simulations of ourselves, avatars programmed by us. Would anyone be able to tell, if the person sitting next to us at a meeting is real or just a near perfect simulation? Would it matter? Will the profession of translators and interpreters be still needed? Or maybe I could have a virtual simulation of myself projected into a courtroom, while I am sitting comfortably at home and interpreting through my avatar?

Meanwhile, I'm enjoying the world around me, such as it is, with a real fur-shedding dog, creaking floors of courtrooms and libraries that smell of old books.

Animals Speak in Different Languages

2012-01-13T06:57:00.000-08:00

Or rather this is how we humans interpret in our various languages the sounds that animals make. Let us take a dog for example. In English a dog says "woof woof", in Japanese "wan wan", in Spanish "guau guau", in Polish "hau hau", in Portuguese "au au", Italian "bau bau", Chinese "wang wang".

What this little example shows us is that speaking is not what languages are exclusively about. They are also about hearing and hearing is a big part of understanding what is being said in a foreign language. Our minds register sounds that we hear in a way that is based on how our native language divides up sounds. A language may have sounds that seem identical to us, yet within it there are huge differences. A statement made in a foreign language may sound to an early learner as one uninterrupted stream of sounds, rather than individual words.

Animals of course make the same sounds all over the world. It is we, speakers of various languages, who use different ways of describing similar sounds.

So other than out of curiosity, why should foreign language learners be concerned about animal sounds? Sounds are perceived differently in different languages and cultures. Hence it is better to be on the safe side, than to get yourself into an embarrassing situation, or worse accidentally insult someone over what we think might be an obvious animal sound.

Can being familiar with them help? Of course. A person we know was once in a French restaurant, in France. She happened to not be proficient in the language, and one evening she saw an item on the menu that according to her little dictionary meant "wolf." The waiter was polite and spoke a little bit of English, so she asked him: "Is this dish really wolf"? He said, "Yes, this is a delicious wolf." She became very upset and broke into cold sweat imagining a cute wolf pup being served in a restaurant. So she continued to ask... " is this a wolf, like those that live in the woods and go aaawoooooooooo?" The waiter laughed. "No, this is a type of fish." Her use of the animal sound made her question completely understandable.

How languages Helped Win World Wars

2011-12-11T13:59:00.000-08:00

Languages are so fascinating. They reflect the way different nations view the world, they constantly evolve and provide insights into other cultures. The logic that we use in our thinking is emerged in our language. Part of our work here at USCTS is bridging those linguistic and cultural divides through the art of translation. Fascinating work it is. But there is more. Imagine languages as secret codes used to convey messages in times of war.

The first known utilization of a Native American language was done by the American 30th Infantry Division during World War I. It was a group of Cherokee Indian troops. Regrettably, little is known about them.

Soon afterwards, an American military officer, Colonel Bloor, also tried a non-standard way of communicating messages to troops. Just about every code that the military was using at the time was being broken by the Germans. It was in 1918 that on deployment in France he observed two Choctaw Indians speaking with each other. It was a small group of Choctaw Indians from Oklahoma that was pioneered conveying messages during the final stages of World War I with the help of their native language. It worked. The wiretaps of the enemy were worthless. These and other Native Americans were referred to as the code talkers.

The sad and dark chapter in human history namely World War II provided another opportunity to tap into the language resources of Native Americans. One of those was the Comanche. Fourteen of them participated in the Invasion of Normandy for purposes of conveying messages. As an example the Comanche word for bomber was "pregnant airplane", Adolf Hitler was "crazy white man." In the North African theater of war operations twenty seven Meskwaki men from the state of Iowa used their native language against the Germans.

On the Pacific theater, Japanese intelligence experts broke every code that the US forces developed. Lots of those experts were also fluent in English. They prepared false commands and sabotaged messages of the Allied forces. This time a civilian came to the rescue. Phillip Johnston was a son of a missionary who had grown up on the Navajo reservation and was one of the few non-Natives fluent in this complicated language. He argued that since the language had no alphabet and was extremely difficult to master, it could be utilized as an unbreakable code. Here are just a couple of examples from this code: - tortoise in Navajo is "chay-da-gahi," which became the codename for tank;
"besh-lo" was iron fish which became the codename for submarine. There were some words in English that did not have equivalents in Navajo. Those would be spelled out using Navajo words. Every word represented letters of the alphabet. The selection of a given word was based on the first letter of its English meaning. For example "Be-la-sana" means "apple", hence that would stand for the letter "a". Other words with meanings starting with the same letter would be substituted in order to eliminate too many repetitions.
The elite unit of Navajo Code Talkers was formed in 1942. There were eventually 420 of them and their code proved to be crucial to the success of just about every major engagement in the Pacific region from Guadalcanal to Okinawa. Their contribution to victory cannot be overestimated, nor can the power of languages.

chay-da-gahi

tank

Ai! Ai! Ai! – Artificial Intelligence!

2011-11-23T04:57:00.000-08:00

People conversing with robots like they're part of the human race, computers interacting with humans, following their orders and performing a wide array of tasks, all of this and more is associated with artificial intelligence. There have been futuristic visions as well portraying robots rebelling against their human creators and starting widespread wars.

In short, Artificial Intelligence is the study and design of intelligent agents which basically are systems capable of perceiving their environment and taking actions maximizing their chances of success. While this concept may seem like something from a sci-fi movie, Artificial Intelligence is already widely used. Examples in our everyday use include OCR (Optical Character Recognition), speech and speaker recognition. The business sector also uses automated systems that generate credit checks of people and prepare profiles of the best clients. Unfortunately systems based on Artificial Intelligence may and probably will be used for greater surveillance and information gathering purposes.

Another practical use of artificial intelligence is machine translation of texts. Fortunately, for those of us in the translation business those machine produced translations cannot match human translations. Also, languages evolve constantly. New words and new meanings of words keep emerging all the time and translation software not only cannot keep up with those evolutions, but it is helpless when it comes to a wide variety of cultural and linguistic nuances. The programs do not understand the meaning of texts, the way that humans do.

It might appear strange, but there are actually certain things that are very difficult for computers, while they are relatively easy for humans to learn. Like the ancient Chinese game of "Go". Also known as Weiqi (Chinese) and Baduk in Korean – this game can be easily taught to children. In fact, according to the most commonly known story about its origins, it was Chinese Emperor Yao who invented this game in order to educate his son Danzhu. This game taught him all the skills he needed in order to become a successful strategist and leader.

Research continues and there are ongoing Artificial Intelligence projects on the web. One of them is called Cleverbot. It is a web application that employs an artificial intelligence algorithm to converse with humans. The responses that Cleverbot gives are not fed into it, they are selected from human phrases in previous conversations. I decided to give it a try and submitted my question to the Cleverbot. It was:" Which human language do you find to be most difficult to learn?

The answer? Hmmm……………. I have waited for 2 days, but so far was not honored with one. Maybe it got lost somewhere in cyberspace? Should I get one, I will make another post on this blog with an answer. But for now, I will go and have a go at Go. Try to get a machine translation of that last sentence!!

A Wonder in the History of Language

2011-10-19T14:58:00.000-07:00

"Syllabeary"– one of the 30 bears in the Cherokee, North Carolina Bear Collection isdedicated to Sequoyah

Whenever we linguists analyze a language with its readingand writing system, we usually do so in the context of an evolution. Anevolution that took place over hundreds or thousands of years resulting in thelanguages and their written representations that we know in their currentforms.

For example, the oldest writing system in the world still inuse today - Chinese - is said to be more than 4000 years old. It is also theoldest known recorded language that was written on bones and shells of turtles.Not all writing systems come close to such an advanced age, but there is stillso much to be considered when not only analyzing, but also learning a foreignlanguage. We try to get to know some of the history, events, inventions,foreign influence that shaped not only modern day vocabulary, but also resultedin the way we spell words today. It helps us remember better, learn faster andunderstand at least some of the logic behind a given language system.

Now imagine something almost unimaginable. A person whocannot read or write in any language actually developing a writtenrepresentation of a spoken language. As improbable as it sounds, it did happenand not that long ago, by historical standards. It was only in 1825 that theCherokee Nation adopted a complete and effective writing and reading systemdeveloped by one of their tribe members. His name was Sequoyah and he was aCherokee silversmith.

As a silversmith, Sequoyahhad contacts with white settlers in his area. He became very much intrigued bythe writing that those people used and he referred to it as "talkingleaves." His fascination led to an idea, and it was around 1809 that hebegan working on a writing system for the Cherokee language. Initially, Sequoyahcould not find adults willing to learn this new writing system, so he taughthis daughter. He then traveled to Arkansas where some of the Cherokee tribemembers had settled and started working on convincing them that the system infact worked. He conducted numerousdemonstrations which involved asking individuals to say a word that he wouldwrite down and then calling his daughter to read those words back. Thisconvincing took a several months, but eventually he succeeded in convincing thewestern Cherokee that he had created an effective reading and writing systemthat really worked. Sequoyah thenreturned east with an envelope with a speech by one of the Arkansas Cherokeeleaders. He read that speech to the eastern Cherokees which was enough toconvince them to also learn the system. So, as we said earlier in this post, itwas in 1825 that the Cherokee Nation officially adopted Sequoyah's system. This was the first and only time in recordedhistory that a person belonging to a non-literate people created an effectivewriting system independently. Below is an image of a chart with the Cherokee syllabary.

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What's In a Name...or Where did you go?

2011-09-23T13:24:00.000-07:00

Everytranslator will tell you that names of places do not get translated. They juststay as they are. There are however,some linguistically curious, not to mention challenging names that do gettranslated. Sometimes it is not so much the difficulty of pronouncing thosenames in their original languages - which are usually rare - that justifies the translation, but the wishto convey the beauty of a name to a wider audience. Let us take a look at justa small sample of some interesting geographical names.

Accordingto the 2009 Guinness Book of Records, there is a hill in New Zealand in theHawke's Bay region which has the longest name on the world. It is called:

Taumatawhakatancichancakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimauncahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

– whichin the Maori language means " The summit where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, theclimber of mountains, the land-swallower who travelled about, played his nose flute to his loved one". This name isfrequently shortened to Taumata.

Other parts of the world have their gems as well. There is a villagewhose name is the longest officially recognized place name in the UnitedKingdom. That name is:

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. The villageis located in Wales on the island of Anglesey. The shortened version isLlanfair PG or Llanfairpwll. The meaning of the name is: "ST. MARYS CHURCHIN THE HOLLOW OF THE WHITE HAZEL NEAR TO THE RAPID WHIRLPOOL OF LLANTYSILIO OFTHE RED CAVE."

Not as long, but nicely sounding is the Pinosulla Sponda del Lago Maggiore. It is a village and municipality in the Italianregion of Lombardy.

How about hyphenated names? Thelongest hyphenated name of a place in the United States inWinchester-on-the-Severn in the state of Maryland.

In Mexico, there is this smallvillage in the state of Michoacan. It iscalled Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro and is situated near the Paricutinvolcano. Shorter, unofficial names are used to refer to this village, like"San Juan" or "Nuevo San Juan", among other.

There is also a lake in the stateof Massachusetts called Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg, nowits name is: Chargoggaggoggmancogmanhoggagogg, also known asLake Chaubunagungamaug or Webster Lake. Its name comes from the Algonquian Indian languageand means: "Fishing Place at the Boundaries – Neutral MeetingsGround".

There must be something aboutgiving lakes lengthy names because the longest name of a place in Canada is…alake. It is: Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik,located in Manitoba and Nunavut and its name literally means: "where thewild trout are caught by fishing with hooks." Lovely!

But there is also a hill in Australia called: MamungkukumpurangkuntjunyaHill. It is believed that this name in the Pitjantjatjara language means:"where the devil urinates". How about that for a vacationdestination? "I am going hiking tothe place "where the devil urinates". It's going to be grand!

Now, if you were planning a trip to Bangkok, instead ofsaying so, why not just say: "I have relatives in Thailand and I will stopin Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok PhopNoppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman AwatanSathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit for a couple ofdays." Actually, this is the official name of Bangkok which translates asthe poetic and invitingly intriguing: "The great city of angels, thesupreme unconquerable land of the great immortal divinity (Indra), the royalcapital of nine noble gems, the pleasant city with plenty of grand royalpalaces and divine paradises for the reincarnated deity." How about that?Makes me want to pack a bag and catch the next airplane to Bangkok.

Well, long names can makegreat conversations, but maybe the thing to do is to just keep it short andsweet and say: "hey, I'm going to Sé" – central borough inSao Paulo, Brazil.

You are in great company!

2011-09-07T13:45:00.000-07:00

We all know that the United States, except for our proudNative Americans, is a country completely made up of immigrants and theirdescendants from just about all corners of the world and from all walks oflife. Think about it for a minute. Everyone you see around you is either animmigrant or the descendant of an immigrant.

Let us take just a short look at a few recent immigrants whohave helped shape the United States and contributed to its fine achievements.

In the late eighteen hundreds, Romulado Pacheco, of Mexican heritage,was the first (and only to date) Hispanic governor of California.

Andy Garcia, originally from Cuba, became a well-known actor.

Samuel Goldwyn, film producer and founding contributor ofseveral film studios, was born in Poland in 1882.

Dr. Deepak Chopra, the modern day guru on Ayurveda,mind-body medicine, best-selling author and public speaker is originally fromNew Delhi, India.

Yo-Yo-Ma is a French born cellist, virtuoso, composer ofChinese descent. He is by far the most famous cellist of our times.

George Zamka, 49, anNASA astronaut and United States Marine Corps pilot, has Polish and Colombian roots. In2007, he piloted the Space Shuttle Discovery to the International Space Station. He was awarded the Cross of the Order of Merit of the Republic ofPoland. He also recently visited the Copernicus Science Center in Warsaw,Poland.

Dr. Francisco Dallmeier of Venezuelan descent is one of theworld's leading wildlife biologists and an expert on biodiversity.

Many books have been written on the contributions thatimmigrants have made to the development of the United States, but everyone fromall walks of life and from all nations contributes to this great country. What will your contribution be?

Legal Alien Advice - How to Play the Green Card Game - Part II

2011-08-11T11:35:00.000-07:00

Picking up where we left off last time...

LAA 3. – Avoid sloppiness. Processing countless applications and documents is a job and a half. While you cannot make it pleasant, YOU CAN make it easier, much easier in fact and faster for the officer working on your file. And believe me it is in your best interest to do so. When waiting in a long line, I saw a person holding a form and scribbling information on it while waiting, in some vivid green ink. The form was all bent and wrinkled and I am sure that the greenish scribbling on it was not an example of calligraphic art. So when such a piece of work lands on the desk of an officer, versus something neatly typed on the computer, which do you think may be the first one to be processed? And really, the same goes for the documents from your country of origin. My documents from Mexico were all translated, certified and notarized by USCTS which delivers an absolutely beautiful final product. All documents are on company letterhead with all the stamps and seals and the company's contact information. The attitude that I am telegraphing by submitting such professionally prepared documents is: "I am going to be a valuable addition to the American society. I am going to be a good, diligent worker here and it is worthwhile to process my application efficiently and in a timely manner. I will be making a positive contribution and will eventually become a good citizen. This is what I am: disciplined, serious,professional – just like the image of the documents that I am submitting.' Let's face it, the appearance of your document package reflects on you directly. Sloppy paperwork equals sloppy person.

LAA 4. – Mr./Ms. Congeniality. Immigration officers constitute a very broad spectrum of individuals who come from various backgrounds. Some of them are immigrants as well. As it tends to happen with human nature, an immigration officer, just like anyone else may be having a bad day. Or they may have a bad attitude, or possibly even not be very knowledgeable and trying to cover up their lack of knowledge and/or experience with not-so-friendly behavior. To you it shouldn't matter. At least not when you are dealing face to face with them. Should you be on the receiving end of rude treatment... smile. If something goes wrong, don't become accusative. Stay calm and polite and request their help. You can vent your frustration later if you need to by hitting a punching bag in a gym. Yoga and meditation is supposed to help too.

My files were misplaced during processing for more than 6 months, lost and found. But here I am at the end of this road: a legal alien. Finally! It was definitely worth it.

Remember be patient, persistent and polite!

Yours truly,
The legal alien!

Legal Alien Advice - How to Play the Green Card Game - Part I

2011-07-29T08:10:00.000-07:00

No, this is actually not me. I am however since just recently a new legal alien in the United States. The process I underwent in order to become a legal alien has been lengthy and quite frankly not very much fun. This could be due to the fact that my closest immigration service center is one that serves a vast area in the southern US – Texas that is.

By the way, kudos to all those immigration service officers who despite huge backlogs, files getting lost and angry applicants tirelessly process tons of paperwork and handle huge loads of cases with varying complexities. I do not envy them their job, but for those of you getting ready to apply for permanent residence – the famous green card which is not even green – being an applicant can be tough as well. While I will not get into a long story of all the obstacles that I had to face and stumbling blocks thrown my way, but will attempt to give some advice from personal experience on how to make things go a bit easier.

LAA - Legal Alien Advice

LAA 1. – Go for the overkill. In other words, when the requirement is to bring for example 2 or 4 photographs, have 6 on hand. If pictures of you and your spouse are required to prove that you are truly living together – not just getting married for green card - bring an entire album or 2. It does not mean that the immigration officer will actually look through each one of them. Most probably they will hardly look at them at all, but this telegraphs an attitude that: "I am serious and treat this process and immigration officers that I'm dealing with seriously." You cannot go wrong with that.

LAA 2. – Dress code. It really doesn't matter if you are going to the immigration office in order to obtain information, for an interview, to submit paperwork, to a citizenship examination or the grand finale which is the citizenship ceremony. What matters is the impression that you are going to make on the officer. And trust me you want to make the absolutely best impression on the person(s) in whose hands is your "to be, or not to be" in this country. No matter how hot it is outside, anything even remotely resembling beach attire is a NO GO. A summer blouse preferably with long sleeves and long pants/skirt for a woman is the safest way. Men should wear a casual long sleeve shirt, long pants and dark or white socks. Any kind of extravagant fashion statements are not going to be appreciated. Basically, be conservative and modest. The same goes for jewelry and makeup. Less is better. And please do not pour on yourself a load of perfume/cologne before coming to the office. You may give everyone around you a bad headache.

Who Am I?

2011-07-25T11:34:00.000-07:00

Some of immigrants living in the United States are not documented and sometimes this due to no fault of their own. They were brought to this country by well intending relatives and may not have even been aware of their "illegal" immigration status. There are millions of such stories, but one prominent person decided to give them all a voice.

Jose Antonio Vargas, a Pulitzer prize winning journalist just recently announced that he is an undocumented alien.

Here is a quote from what he wrote:

“There are believed to be 11 million undocumented immigrants in the United States. We’re not always who you think we are. Some pick your strawberries or care for your children. Some are in high school or college. And some, it turns out, write news articles you might read. I grew up here. This is my home. Yet even though I think of myself as an American and consider America my country, my country doesn’t think of me as one of its own.”

This remarkable man launched a campaign to respond to the concerns of other illegal immigrants and promote immigration reform in the United States.

His experience is shared by many and if you wish to participate in the "Define American" campaign you can do so through this website:

http://defineamerican.org/page/about/about-defineamerican

So what does it mean to be an American? How old do you have to be when arriving here in order to blend in and develop a feeling of belonging?

Does being an American mean that you have to give up your roots? Or maybe there can be a happy, harmonious marriage between cultivating your native traditions, language and also cultivating US traditions?

Think about it and let us know.

Welcome

2011-07-21T07:43:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the Blog of US Certified Translation Service, USCTS.com - well-known as the # 1 company for certified translations. We have been recommended to our clients by immigration officers, lawyers, doctors, educators as well as family and friends. We offer a 100% guarantee of acceptance of our translations by Homeland Security under which the immigration service falls, as well as other US government agencies, educational institutions, law offices, courts and private corporations nationwide.

We also prepare certified Spanish translations which are legal documents recognized by civil registries in Spain, and by South American and Latin American countries. This is a great, convenient service for those of you planning a dream wedding in Mexico, Dominican Republic, etc.

The translation that you get from us is much more than a translation. It is a document with full legal force and recognition.

When you chose USCTS.com for your translation needs, you cannot go wrong. Our representatives are with you all the steps of the way, always ready to assist and answer any questions. Our weekend coordinators respond to queries on days when the regular staff is off, so that you may always get the answers that you need.

Now, a few words about this blog. This blog is written by many authors who are ordinary people driven by inspiration and enthusiasm to do extraordinary things. Some recently arrived in the United States while others are children and grandchildren of "aliens" who found a home in the United States. They bridge language and cultural divides, they deliver messages across miles, capture and translate legends and fables from far corners of the world preserving them for posterity, they research languages considered obscure trying to bring knowledge about them to wider audiences. They are linguists, enthusiasts of languages and cultures from many different parts of the world. One of the things that they have in common is that they decided to become professionally involved with us, USCTS.com.

This blog is for those of you who have embarked on the journey of immigrating to the United States, who are applying to universities here, who wish to adopt children from abroad, basically for anyone who needs legal documents translated – USCTS.com is the place to go.

In our posts here we will try to address some issues related to immigration and have people who have undergone various processes share their experience. We will also write articles from the amazing world of languages. We shall attempt to bring cultures together and learn from them. As the old Chinese saying goes: "Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere."